Why is Bermuda so f'd up?!?!

WHY

do we need to build a 90 million dollar bridge to take us over 5 kilometers of water?

did the premier pay the cricket team 11 million dollars when they dont even win games?

does the premier drive around with illegal tint on his windows and dont get pulled over?

do police harass witnesses and not suspects?

is EVERY elections focus on race/diversity instead of plans to make Bermuda a better world?

change the queens birthday and make it Dame Lois Evans day? She didnt do anything for me

why do i have to get a STUPID stamp on my passport to say im Bermudian! Isn't that what my birth certificate is for?!?!